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HAPPY POLE-I-VERSARY!

It’s the day YOU became a pole dancer? How do you celebrate? Do you get your best pole girls together? Do you spend the night at the dance studio (and never come home?) Do you grab yourself a gift?

I always thought those charts for traditional weddings gifts to be charming. Traditional anniversary gifts aren’t something I celebrate with my husband (mostly because celebrating with FOOD is the best thing ever anyway). But for those of you who LOVE to get yourself a little something-something, here’s a chart inspired by traditional wedding anniversary gifts! (I mixed the traditional and modern charts together because some years were just odd in this context. Like Leather for the 3rd year? Oh kinky… and maybe not practical for the casual pole dancer…)