Allegra Fail

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I dream of the day that my splits are beautiful. I also dream of the day when my splits are beautiful in the Allegra pose!

However, today is not that day.

I was taught a variation of the pose which was to bend both knees to maintain symmetry, but I don’t want to just stay here. So, gotta keep at that splits training.

Here’s a screen-cap of me doing the bent leg version. ^_^; This was a year ago!! I still look more or less like this. I know, I know… What the hell have I been doing all this time? (Avoiding the problem, obviously.) Don’t let this be you! Push through!

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