After all of the shopping madness up to the holidays, I want nothing more than peace, quiet and a moment to enjoy dancing with an unadorned pole.
For those of you who are scratching your heads over what Festivus is:
Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as an alternative to participating in the pressures and commercialism of Christmas. Festivus became part of worldwide popular culture after being featured on an episode of the American TV show Seinfeld in 1997. The pole was chosen in opposition to the commercialization of highly decorated Christmas trees, because it is “very low-maintenance.”
Hope that helps! And wait! That’s not all.
Why not download a FREE Festivus card, print it out, fold it up and give it to your pole buddies? 😉
(P.S. I know I recycled some art here. Seriously. It’s Christmas. Some of us have to start cooking soon!)