Allegra Fail


I dream of the day that my splits are beautiful. I also dream of the day when my splits are beautiful in the Allegra pose!

However, today is not that day.

I was taught a variation of the pose which was to bend both knees to maintain symmetry, but I don’t want to just stay here. So, gotta keep at that splits training.

Here’s a screen-cap of me doing the bent leg version. ^_^; This was a year ago!! I still look more or less like this. I know, I know… What the hell have I been doing all this time? (Avoiding the problem, obviously.) Don’t let this be you! Push through!

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The elusive Jade

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Just keep dropping the back leg! The sensation of falling and the uncomfortable grip in the under-arm prevents us from committing 100% to this move. Push through!
I love the Jade!! This is one of my favorite poses but it was an agonizing journey to get it FLAT! 
Here I am at a relatively convincing split which appeases me for now.

My Kryptonite.

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This will be my little web-comic about my pole life and all the little oddities that happen in it. Rather than write about the pain and zaniness, it’s more fun to draw it. So, here we go. 🙂

Needless to say, the superman kills me. Every. Single. Time.
I know I have to just let my hips drop and voila– magic.
They tell me so. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.